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Autumn Obituary Special So farewell then The Autumn election The Brown bounce Tories rebelling Ned Sherrin Easy credit Etc. Donald Rumsfeld had a war (Old European Nursery Rhyme) Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there were some bombs E-I-E-I-O With a Bomb - Bomb here And a Bomb - Bomb there Here a Bomb, there a Bomb Everywhere a Bomb - Bomb Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there was a Blair E-I-E-I-O With a Blair - Blair here And a Blair - Blair there Butt licking, French kicking Never trust a Blair - Blair Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there was some Sand E-I-E-I-O With a Sandstorm here And a Sandstorm there Here Sand, there Sand Everyfuckingwhere Sand Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there was a Hoon E-I-E-I-O With a Hoon - Hoon here And a Hoon - Hoon there Here Hoon, there Hoon Everyone a Hoon Dog Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there were some Scuds E-I-E-I-O With a Scud - Scud here And a Scud - Scud there Here a Scud, there a Scud Everyone a Dud - Dud Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there was a Bush E-I-E-I-O With a Bush - Bush here And a Bush - Bush there Vote robbing, draft dodging Stick him in the Chain gang Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-I-O And in that war there were some Lies E-I-E-I-O With some Lies - Lies here And some Lies - Lies there Big Lies, Wapping Lies Everywhere Lies - Lies Bomb - Bomb here Bomb - Bomb there Here a Bomb, there a Bomb Everywhere a Bomb - Bomb Blair - Blair here Blair - Blair there Here Blair, there Blair Never trust a Blair - Blair Sand - Sand here Sand - Sand there Here Sand, there Sand Everyfuckingwhere Sand Hoon - Hoon here Hoon - Hoon there Here a Hoon, there a Hoon Everyone a Hoon Dog Scud - Scud here Scud - Scud there Here a Scud, there a Scud Everyone a Dud - Dud Bush - Bush here Bush - Bush there Here a Bush, there a Bush Stick him in the Chain gang Lies - Lies here Lies - Lies there Here Lies, there Lies Everywhere Lies - Lies Donald Rumsfeld had a war E-I-E-F-O

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Eco-Warrior gets tough Stick the Toxic Texan in the Electric Chair Solar-powered naturally just to show I care Rio Das Morte Great anaconda slides through stinking mud with glistening scales and empty eye devouring whole forests in it's path while mahogany giants stand and mourn on earth they've lived since Christ was born, now drawn and quartered in one day for groaning tables far away where high priests of mammon mass like graven vessels of frozen glass held by wives in supine stud flushed with the taste of peasants blood as flying fox and spotted cat kneel before a wooden shack and pray to a god in panther black while funeral pyres lightup the sky, the night that Chico Mendes died. Great anaconda rears up high, his hunger never satisfied, the fat high priests his eyes espy, in concrete jungles on distant banks. Great anaconda smiles and starts to glide down the River of Death with jaws held wide. A Valentine to Brown Milburn's a tosspot Tony's a phony Can't you sprinkle some ricin On their cannelloni? A plea to Kilroy, M.E.P. For Skegness & Boston Don't jump in the sea off Skeggie to show off your suntanned muscles coz the tsunami wave caused by your head will swamp Boston to bleedin' Brussels. Ode to Beelzebush Roses are red Violets are blue Screwing a camel would be better than you You chickenshit cowboy You ain't worth a wank I'd rather lay down for a Challenger tank You can bomb bleeding Baghdad and torch the Red Sea You can fuck Tony Blair but you ain't Fucking me. ('Miss Cellulite') The Dyslexic Terrorist strikes again I sent Andrex instead of Anthrax to this jingoistic chap. It didn't bloody kill him but it wiped up his crap. BIN GETS THE HUMP I was trying to hump this camel one day when up popped Bin Laden and blew me away (Rupert Brookeside 1980 - 2003) Laser Louts "We've missed Iraq and hit Kuwait", The Laser Lout's exclaim. "The oilfields have disappeared, you should have seen the flame." Beelzebush is in a huff and blames poor Colin Powell. Ford's boss is seeking counselling and Datsun's disembowelled. The Tory gang have turned to drugs and "Two Jags" looks real grim. He's never walked on common ground since Labour got back in. TIP FOR U.S. INVESTORS Bush will lower your taxes but raise up the sea. So invest in some gills when it reaches your knee. Iraq National Anthem (first verse) From Colonel Sanders mansion to Mickey Mouse's Bank, God Blitz America and all those fat cat yanks

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