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From Dewar With Love Awae wi ye Dr No Hair Nae fucking knighthood for you Lassie Slapper Galore Some tattoo that Scottish Hero "Bahamas are forever" (A Hadrian's Wallbanger Product) "How Pink was My Valley" The Church of Elvis Male Vice Choir We saw him Cruising in the Chapel (sorry) Clapham Common looking for a leek sized willy. Now he's back in Boy George (sorry) Lloyd George Land chasing rams round wet Caerphilly. Yen Behaving Badly It looks like Bamboo Curtains Land of The Setting Datsun Or as they say in Chingford ‘On Yer Nikkei’. (published by YS) The Mysterious Demise of Pol Pot Gone Brother Number One I wonder if Blair did it He's eradicated all ours Bastard.

Sky Blues Hark, Hark I hear a Clarke trilling so loud ‘bove the Euro-Parc here comes Tit Willie terribly shrilly their dimunitive size makes them look rather silly RJB League Glamalot nothing Scabalot nothing. Ode to Cunningham MP for Sellafield Put Plutonium on your daffs Jack and they'll glow like fucking bulbs. Blair Rap So you Wannabe a motherfucker Single, yeah bang, bang you're dead 'N' bed unwed Wicked. (Stay Virgin Records) William Wordsworthless Rides again I wandered through the Vibrant Hills and spied some Purple Daffodils. That New Broom Blair, he's everywhere, Magic. CND Doves Labour Lost.

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